Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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