Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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