Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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