no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I wish you could order shots online.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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