i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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