So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Come on in and take your pants off
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