You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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