Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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