all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Farmville is her only friend.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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