If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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Drake has all the answers
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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