Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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