he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
No subtext here. People are naked.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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