why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You ate ashes out of my bong
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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