Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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