i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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