I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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