I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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