I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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