so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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