The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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