Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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