i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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