thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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