hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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