Me too!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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