Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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