just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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