they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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