i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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