So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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