Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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