remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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