everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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