Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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