We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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