Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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