fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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