is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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