Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
is this the sara with the beer cane?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
No I am not eating basil off your cock
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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