It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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