I'm drive I can fine osifer
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room