She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad