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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Life is so much better after having sex.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My vagina is officially offended.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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