I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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