the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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