Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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