smell my finger.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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