oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I think my moral compass just broke
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