I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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