Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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You. Win. At. Life.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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