Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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