We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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