kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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