I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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