how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My dick has a subreddit
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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